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Notorious Villains

Canon Edwin Halden

Steward-Priest of House Halden

The Canon-Leech of the valleys’ telling. He had the barns and the burial ground under one office, and the valleys say he made the one keep by the other.

Edwin Halden was a steward-priest of House Halden in the tithe valleys of the Oxford country, a generation after the shortages that gave the country the Granary Wolf. His office was the house’s oldest kind: the keeping of the tithe barns and of the burial ground beside them, both under one key, in a country where bread and burial are the two things the Church is trusted with.

It was a plague winter, and the barns were full when the villages were not. The grain had to keep until spring, and the valleys say he knew a way. Grave dust, salted through the wheat. In the telling he had the old graves of the churchyard opened by night, the pauper rows first, and the earth of them carried to the barns in sacks marked as lime, and the poor who died that winter went into the ground shallow because the sexton had been told to leave room. The wheat kept. Whether the bread from it killed anyone is the part nobody in the valleys will swear to, and the part everybody remembers: the winter’s dead in three parishes were twice the plague’s count, and they died of a thinness the physicians could not name.

What is established is little. He existed, he held the office, and he was accused. Whether the practice would have worked, whether he did it, and whether anyone died of it are all contested, and the chapter has never tried to stop the telling. The valleys take that silence for an answer of a kind.

The phrase leech wheat survives in three valley parishes for grain nobody will buy. Both of House Halden’s black stories sit in famine years, and the belt reads that as no accident: a house whose authority rests on feeding the realm draws, whenever the realm goes hungry, the suspicion that the failure was chosen.

In person

About forty-five, thin and pale, with sunken cheeks, receding fair hair and narrow careful hands; clean-shaven. A black cassock with a steward’s chain and a leather apron over it, weighing grain on a brass assay scale in the tithe barn, the churchyard under frost through the door.

Affiliation
House Halden / the steward-priest’s office of the tithe valleys
Active
A plague winter, a generation after the Granary Wolf
Fate
No finding survives
Where
The tithe valleys of the Oxford country · The High South
Calling
Cleric, Landholder
Appears in
Book III

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